In my paradise, I would have a perfect spot to read my never-ending supply of fascinating books. I wouldn't have to worry about anything... I'd just sit there and read.
Also, in my paradise, I dress like a weird steampunk dandy. And I have a monocle. And I eat Jaffa Cakes all day without a problem. Hey, it's weird, but I can do whatever I want in my paradise, right?
Damn, now I want some Jaffa Cakes.