IF: CAMOUFLAGE.

Camouflage.
Originally uploaded by Annie Matronic

For this week's Illustration Friday theme... Camouflage.

I don't know. I was just goofing around, really. I kind of like this concept, so I think I'll do a more polished, meticulously done version later.

IF: REJECTION.

Rejection.
Originally uploaded by Annie Matronic

For this week's Illustration Friday theme: Rejection.

This poor fellow wore his best tuxedo-print shirt and he got nothin' but a broken heart (and locket on the floor). High school girls are vicious.

Man, if I got a nickel every time I really saw something like this in high school...

I'd have one nickel.

IF: SUIT.

Suit.
Originally uploaded by Annie Matronic

For this week's Illustration Friday theme: Suit.

Suits make anyone look more respectable, if even a little bit. So, if you're a sleazy-looking guy dealing with dirty money, just put on a suit and tie and you're gold. GOLD, I SAY.

IF: YOUR PARADISE.

Your Paradise.
Originally uploaded by Annie Matronic

For this week's Illustration Friday theme: Your Paradise.

In my paradise, I would have a perfect spot to read my never-ending supply of fascinating books. I wouldn't have to worry about anything... I'd just sit there and read.

Also, in my paradise, I dress like a weird steampunk dandy. And I have a monocle. And I eat Jaffa Cakes all day without a problem. Hey, it's weird, but I can do whatever I want in my paradise, right?

Damn, now I want some Jaffa Cakes.

RHINO.

Rhino.
Originally uploaded by Annie Matronic

Sketch I just did while watching a few episodes of Blackpool. No reference, save for the rhino.

This afternoon, I saw The Last Unicorn for the first time and the only part that I really liked was Prince Lir's awesome shirt/jacket thing. So that was part of the inspiration of this fellow's outfit. Plus, I went to the zoo the other day and was slightly disappointed to not see any rhinos. So now here's a rhino.

I'm off to watch more Blackpool. Or maybe sleep. Probably Blackpool.