Sunday, June 24, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
This poor fellow wore his best tuxedo-print shirt and he got nothin' but a broken heart (and locket on the floor). High school girls are vicious.
Man, if I got a nickel every time I really saw something like this in high school...
I'd have one nickel.
Friday, June 8, 2007
Suits make anyone look more respectable, if even a little bit. So, if you're a sleazy-looking guy dealing with dirty money, just put on a suit and tie and you're gold. GOLD, I SAY.
Saturday, June 2, 2007
In my paradise, I would have a perfect spot to read my never-ending supply of fascinating books. I wouldn't have to worry about anything... I'd just sit there and read.
Also, in my paradise, I dress like a weird steampunk dandy. And I have a monocle. And I eat Jaffa Cakes all day without a problem. Hey, it's weird, but I can do whatever I want in my paradise, right?
Damn, now I want some Jaffa Cakes.
Friday, June 1, 2007
This afternoon, I saw The Last Unicorn for the first time and the only part that I really liked was Prince Lir's awesome shirt/jacket thing. So that was part of the inspiration of this fellow's outfit. Plus, I went to the zoo the other day and was slightly disappointed to not see any rhinos. So now here's a rhino.
I'm off to watch more Blackpool. Or maybe sleep. Probably Blackpool.